fucking shit

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thrilliero:

don’t lie to me, we all have at least one celebrity we would call daddy with out hesitation if they asked

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generaljoneser:

Me af

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xmadam-me:

My life right now. 💀

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swarnpert:

the phrase “when pigs fly” is very outdated because the police have helicopters

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greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

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shorten:

“how are you feeling?”

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winedrunklovers:

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments

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